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Cotton On 

100% that Aussie brand you're always bored-scrolling and have 52 items in your cart. IYKYK. Somehow every mall trip ends up here and you're rifling through the graphic tees (decisions, decisions), trying jeans you already have (but in a different wash), another pair of leggings (these have pockets though), and playing with the accessories (is this the new me?). Suddenly you're thirsty, but it's okay cos you can grab a chilled water (and support the Cotton On Foundation!). At the checkout, you get 5 tote bags, cos you can't decide on one. And then you're really * done * with IRL shopping (for like 2 weeks). So you go back to scrolling again.
I got this top from Cotton On.
- Huh? Is that a cotton supply store?
No 🙄
Cotton On by @CottonOn November 24, 2021

Fish on Cotton

The action of vaginal discharge seeping onto cotton (or any other type of) knickers. Can also be used to describe the smell of an unclean lady garden.
Andie: "Darling, I think I might have an infection... Look..."

Sue: "Errrr fish on cotton!"
Fish on Cotton by ATwad February 7, 2010

Knockin on cotton

When you gotta poop right away. Because your poop is touching your cotton under wear.
Hey man; I gotta go take a shit right now! It's knockin on cotton!!
Knockin on cotton by Kickrocksmf September 2, 2022