Color Tard 

A person in the color gaurd who over exaggerates being in color gaurd and can't stand to talk about anything but color gaurd. They will often have a profile picture of them in their uniform and won't stop talking about the difficulties of color gaurd when really it's just a place for girls who weren't talented enough to be on the cheer or poms team.

Madison: "Hey do you know Julie?"
Peter: "yeah she's a total color tard and won't shut up about it."

Color Tard by Iris208 November 15, 2014

color tard 

mean thing to call members of the color gaurd

look at that girl holding her flag upside-down
yeah man she is such a color tard

color tard by Lizzy O. August 26, 2007

r-tard pride colors 

blue and gray, typically in clothing form

“dude that guy literally only wears blue and gray, he doesn’t wear any other colors”
“yeah i know, those are r-tard pride colors”

r-tard pride colors by I<3M1Lfz September 7, 2021

Colortard 

A member of a Colorguard organization, usually brainwashed into thinking their cult has some sort of artistic, athletic, or entertaining merit.

She was trying to explain some stupid crap about flags and I yawned, and she walked off in a fit, what happened?

She's a Colortard.

Colortard by Font McBuff January 1, 2010