Colasanti 

The best Italian last name ever, anyone with this last name should not be messed with most likely Sicilian but some southern Italian mainlanders have this name also.

Colasanti is the best name ever

Colasanti by zorro336 March 21, 2011

Cocosanti 

Haitian word for dirty vagina

Amanda: i can't believe you Calvin that's disgusting that fat girl had a COCOSANTI.

Calvin: whats that mean? she has cocopuffs in her vagina or something.

Amanda:....(-_-) it means dirty vagina fucktard.

Calvin: oh .....i was desperate =(

Cocosanti by SlickRickwithdaLittleDick October 7, 2009

Colasante Protocol 

A protocol designed to eliminate confusion when a phone call loses signal or is otherwise disrupted. Named after the person who created it.

The protocol is, whoever made the initial call is the one who calls back; the other doesn't attempt to reconnect. This eliminates those awkward moments when both parties try to reconnect at the same time.

"I lost you so I tried to call you back but I kept going straight to voicemail."

"You should have followed the Colasante Protocol.

Colasante Protocol by Die Fledermaus August 23, 2019

colacatina 

Suck my ass (zuig mijn reet)

Colacatina

colacatina by Kalevinvis October 21, 2019

Colasante Salutation 

Invented by the renowned social architect John Colasante, author of the Colasante Protocol (also on Urbandictionary.com), the Colasante Salutation (aka Okbye) is a way of expeditiously ending any call. as such it's a perfect bookend to the Colasante Protocol, which is about starting a call. This has especially become important since the pandemic, where it seems nobody seems to know how to say goodbye without dragging it out anymore.

The Colasante Salutation is quite simple: as soon as the conversation runs out of steam, you immediately say "Okbye", your partner reciprocates, and you both immediately hang up.

Pre-Colasante Salutation:
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Well I guess I should get back to work | the kids | whatever
A: Yeah, I've got a ton of stuff to do too....
B: Alright, I guess I'll see you soon then
A: Yeah, it was nice catching up
B: Yes it was. Well... talk to you later.
A: Sure, see you soon.
B: Ok, uh, bye
A: bye
A + B: >click<

Post-Colasante Salutation
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Okbye
A: OKbye
A + B: >click<

Colasante Salutation by Die Fledermaus September 26, 2022

colasticc 

A great YouTube channel thats
barely uploads and is most known for two uploads: the puppet combo pick up sound effect, and a puppet combo jumpscare sound effect. Other than that it's just a channel. Please subscribe to colasticc.
"Man, my life is better being subscribed to a channel that barely uploads"

"man my life is better being subscribed to colasticc, the channel barely uploads!".

colasticc by Here we have, my nigrum Harry November 21, 2020

Collantic 

To be clumsy

Oh Sarah your so collantic

Collantic by Onewheel_jd August 30, 2021