A group of the best guy friends. Unfortunately, they are probably too hot for you. They may come off as douche bags, but are extremely genuine at heart.
When a man in question is going through his "menstrual cycle" and is acting like a bitch, in stead of offering him a tampon you can take it one step further and attempt to help him wash out his crap rather than staunching the flow.
"Omg my boyfriend is going through his period I swear!"