Cockliflower 

When you have a mixture of a colliflower and a broccoli

Cockliflower!!!

Cockliflower by Bhtvhkiffrhvn March 7, 2019

cockflower 

1.) A human with the ability to be insulting without being aware of just how insulting they really are. An oblivious asshole.

2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.

1.) Todd just drove over your hostas while parking, what a cockflower.

2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!

cockflower by havingtwinsnow May 19, 2010

coliflower 

another name for the master arp, the one, the only colin moran

hey coliflower get over here, you little arp

coliflower by suckamawiena April 9, 2005

Coliflower Effect 

When a certain amount of alcohol is consumed, you need to go to the toilet a considerable amount more than normal.

"Oooh, thats the Coliflower Effect Kicking in!"
"Oooops, thats the coliflower effect, be back in a jiffy"

Coliflower Effect by FrankiDOTGower Bwoiiiiiiiii. x July 27, 2009

colliflower puff 

When a man probably named Zack T. Goes To a busy public change room facility and scopes out potential victims, that have enlarged throbbing hemroids. And once they bend over he pounces and latches on with his weak ass brittle teeth and starts to death roll till he bites it off amd kills it. Sometime he eats it but most time his does this just for sport.

He also does this to contract pink eye witch he seldomly never has.

Omg this fukn guy with a name tag zack T came into the changeroom at the reception centre an bit off some old guys hemroids
After he ripped it off he said he loves colliflower puffs

colliflower puff by The start March 24, 2024