Cock Stuffer 

Cock Stuffing is the act of inserting an erect penis into the urethra of another man, in order to recieve sexual gratification.

Fuck, Jared St-Clair is such a fucking cock stuffer.

Cock Stuffer by BilZ0r February 23, 2004

Stuffed Cheesy Cock 

When you just happen to put your cock in stuffed cheesy bread.

Son: Dad, we have a big problem....
Dad: Don't tell me you put your..
Son: I PUT MY DICK IN THE STUFFED CHEESY BREAD AND NOW MY DICK IS NOW A STUFFED CHEESY COCK.
Dad: Thats it. You're grounded for 5 years.

Stuffed Cheesy Cock by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass 

A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced

A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves

"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."

Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010

Cockstuffed 

It means to have so much cock in your mouth that you literally can not fit anymore in your mouth.

Guy: "Time for me to put mine in your mouth."
Girl: "No I'm cockstuffed

Cockstuffed by Doitgood21 April 5, 2017