Clappening 

The clappening is the specifically non racist, non mysoginistic, non lgbtq+ phobic, version of the boogaloo. This exists specifically to denote a descent into civil disobedience, unrest, or war caused by AND ONLY BY the erosion of civil rights. It is not to be coopted for any other purpose.

Me: Hey Dylan, are you ready for the clappening?

Dylan: Fuck no. Shit is going to be bad.

Clappening by Katana416 September 26, 2020

The clappening 

When one plays as capitao (clapitao) in siege and claps all these niggas

Oh no he is playing as clapitao he is gonna clap all of their cheeks also known as the clappening

The clappening by The clappers September 25, 2018

The Clappening 

A series of unfortunate events that can vary in severity although typically minor that usually surround one individual, but can also effect a group or large entity.

Person A: Bro’, fuck this game. I just got hit by a banana, two red shells and a blue shell on the last lap.

Person B: Haha, that’s the fucking clappening. Shouldn’t have been talking all that shit.

Alt:

Guy A: Ugh, my stocks are down 30%, and I’m going to have to get surgery to remove my kidney stones and I think my wife is boinking the pool boy.

Guy B: Damn, the clappening is real.

The Clappening by MittenstheG March 28, 2021

The clappening 

When one plays as capitao in siege and claps all these niggas cheeks

Oh no he is playing as capitao he is gonna do the clappening on all these fools

The clappening by The clappers September 25, 2018

The Clappening 

When all the homies single so they are thotting around tryna clap some cheeks.

Jarred is single The Clappening has begun.

The Clappening by TheCheekClapper September 29, 2019

What’s crappening? 

Fairly elite response to anything, only people with boss energy can justify using this though

*cough* “J”

Use this phrase whenever someone greets you or acknowledges your presence as you enter some place, venue , etc

Don’t let anyone discourage using this one, it’s awesome and they lack the balls (or guts) to appreciate it

Random virgin: hey everyone

Chad boss: what’s crappening?

______

Mourning widow: oh no my husbands dead!

Chad: yo what’s crappening?

the rest of the funeral mourners: …..

What’s crappening? by Wtf even is a username??! February 28, 2022

Clopening 

Clopening is what one does when an erratic work schedule requires that one works until closing time on a given day, and then that they open on the next day. Variations include "Clopen," "Clopener," etc.

Andy: "Man, babe. I really hate my work schedule. They have me closing tonight, and then I open tomorrow. I'll never get any sleep."

Brenz: "Yup, they have you working a Clopening shift!"

Clopening by MadFocus November 27, 2012