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Canon City High School 

Canon City High School is in a small Colorado town in the middle of nowhere that became famous in Nov. 2015 because of a huge sexting scandal. It turned out that every girl in the high and middle schools were giving porn and nude photos of themselves to every guy in the school. CNN, Fox and every other network in the world was there to cover it and gave the girls lots of much appreciated publicity. After a month long investigation no charges were filled because it was decided that nobody in town minded the under age porn and nudies.
I wish everything in life was as easy as the girls in Canon City High School

Canon City High School 

This school is the sexting and sex paradise. Students here love to send nude photos of each other to anyone in the school. In fact in November of 2015 there was a sexting scandal that involved a lot of the student population, the girls at this school love to share there nude photos with every guy at the school even if they are ugly! The school even made national news! This school is not only known for its sexting, but also for the teachers that love to flirt with and sexually assault their students, and the school made national news again for this to!
Dude, Canon City High School looks like the dream, I bet everyone is getting laid there!

union city high school 

school full of a bunch of annoying ass white girls with herpes. more vapes than students at the shithole. the guys looking for some freshman pussy. a bunch of hickerbillies who live in butt fuck egypt with a mix of wannabe soundcloud rappers. don’t go there.
oh you go to union city high schoolers ? must have some STD then.

Grove City High School 

This school is filled with kids who live in big ass houses and smoke weed heavily. This school could be stereotyped all around. The school basketball team is decent, baseball team usually gets deep in the playoff bracket, and everything else is decent. If you go to Westland or Central Crossing or Grove City Christian, you're wildly hated here. There are fake bloods and crips here in this school. The school makes great cookies tho. If you go here you call it Grove City.
Central Crossing Student: Ha we beat yall in football.

Grove City Student: Yall lose errythang else tho. Stop bein goofies fuzz. We Grove City High School will pop yo ass.

plant city high school 

Home of the raider or home of the rats? Not to mention their cheer team sucks. Nothing but girls with too big of foreheads and guys with too big of a ego. The only thing that would be raided there would be the crack pipes hidden in lockers by the cops.

Population:
Black people- 2,000
White girls that wanna be black-258

White girls that wanna piss of their rich daddy's-5

Mexicans-1.5

Midwest City High School 

a dumb school. the freshmen are fucking idiots who think they run the place and the sophomores always simp for them. the juniors are annoying and all they love blasting music with their windows down. the seniors are cool doe. the teachers are persistent as all hell and the bitches aren't even fine; all they do is eat hot chip, be bisexual, lie, twerk, charge they phone, and eat mcdonald. the games are fun to go to. if you like hearing the n-word 100 times a day then i would recommend it. don’t use the vending machines.
yeah my uncle went to that Midwest City High School.

Cooper City High School 

A school full of white Jewish teens and rednecks that love to vape in the bathrooms, suburban kids that swear they're ghetto and blast Kodak black and xxxtension cord on speakers thinking they're cool, and where football is the most glorified sport by the athletic directors but the team is completely trash. The running back kinda nice tho cant lie.

The teachers are nice tho, thats about it.
Person 1: Yo bro, you go to school in broward county? That must be lit asf
Person 2: Nah bruh, its Cooper City High School . The only thing lit about here is the bathroom when some retard decided to light some toilet paper on fire during a fire drill.