Cigar Fish
The cylindrical shaped solid waste that is born from the human anus. It's brown, it swims and it looks like a cigar. A long ass turd.
Damn, that MDMA and coke went straight through me! Mind if I use your toilet to give birth to a cigar fish bro?
Cigar Fish by Don Shitty January 13, 2017
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