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chornography 

Chornography consists of any of a variety of household tasks or duties -- ranging from sweeping, laundry and dusting to closet organization or dish washing -- with the intent of eliciting sexual excitement. Most often employed by the male in a female/male household.
Petunia: "Last night, Antonio made a fabulous dinner, then cleaned up the kitchen, and THEN folded all the laundry! I have never been so turned on in my life!"

Buttercup: "Nothing like a little chornography to get a girl in the mood!"
chornography by calicoblondie March 11, 2011

Carography 

The moves and execution of those moves to music while doing a videotape selfie in your car.

Dance moves done to music while seated in your car.

Car choreography.
Your carography was on point in that Instagram video you made yesterday.
Carography by AQfrumdaBX July 14, 2016

divine choreography 

An event, experience or occurrence that surpasses excellence like a perfectly choreographed dance created by a higher intelligence, source or by the divine .
It was Divine Choreography after my car spun off a dark blizzardy rural highway, when a vehicle a two strangers showed up out of thin air and pulled me and my car out of the ditch.
divine choreography by MarijaF September 19, 2020

strip choreography 

the art of teaching dancers how to stage strip dances; strip-teasing dancing.
Formerly a strip-teaser, she now teaches strip choreography to new aspirants.
strip choreography by uttam maharjan November 23, 2011

choreography 

cleo taught me this choreography for the dance friday
choreography by salsa stepper March 13, 2009

Coitography 

Just a fancy word for how many sexual partners one has had: Notches on the bedpost, if you will. Particularly useful if you want to keep the appearance of talking about it high-brow and covert.
So how'd the meet-up with that Sam from Tinder go last night?
Alright, but he wanted to delve into my coitography after the first round, I told him about the stint at Uni after breaking up with Alex, and his mood towards me changed.
Oh well, back to the drawing board.
Coitography by Benni Venutti August 17, 2020