Chimpotent Share definition Flag A Chav who is impotent. Combining the two names. I pulled down my girlfriend`s tracky bottoms and was still floppy. I must be a Batty boy and be Chimpotent. Chimpotent by Daggg June 2, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Chimpotent mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch