Chimpotent 

A Chav who is impotent. Combining the two names.

I pulled down my girlfriend`s tracky bottoms and was still floppy. I must be a Batty boy and be Chimpotent.

Chimpotent by Daggg June 2, 2010

compotent 

A type of player which is compotent about his play style.

Player 1: wow, that guy is a Compotent Player!
Player 2: Yes he is

compotent by YouNeverKNoww October 1, 2018

chimportant 

A play on Darwinism and man's self importance... CHIMPortant. Making fun of someone who makes a big deal over unimportant things. Chimp + Important

Bush's "War On Drugs" is Chimportant.

A bureaucracy is very Chimportant.

chimportant by Dean "buttons the chimp" Williams May 25, 2003

crimpotent

When you rock climb for so long that you can no longer grab onto very small holds (crimps).

I have a chronically crimpotent climbing partner.

crimpotent by dwt2004 June 8, 2010