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crapasaurus 

The largest shit you've ever seen/taken/heard of.

Crapasaurus's are rare and can occur after days of constipation or the day after eating mama loads of food.
Hank: Hi, is this the plumber?

Plumber: Yes sir, it is.. How may I help you?

Hank: I have a crapasaurus in my toilet !

Plumber: Don't worry about it sir, I'll bring my shovel.

Ceratosaurus

The most bullied dinosaur in dinosaur documentaries
(not a true fact) "the ceratosaurus went extinct because allosaurus ate out the competition" -Jurassic fight club, aka the worst dinosaur "documentary" ever
Ceratosaurus by Frobilen August 29, 2022

ceratosaurus

A theropod from the late Jurassic (150 million years ago) with 3 horns atop it's head that acted as display. It lived alongside the apex predator allosaurus, but they served different niche's, ceratosaurus hunted smaller prey like dryosaurus and fish, while allosaurus hunted larger prey like stegosaurus and sauropods. Allosaurus appeared earlier while ceratosaurus appeared later, but they died at around the same time.
Person 1: yo ceratosaurus is my favorite dinosaur!
Person 2: yutyrannus is my favorite, but ceratosaurus is cool too!
ceratosaurus by Frobilen August 30, 2022

Crapasaurus Rex

1. A crap so fierce malodorous that its roar odor can be heard smelled throughout the entire jungle house

2. The reining king of craps
Dude, do you have any spray? I'm about to unleash a Crapasaurus Rex in here.
Crapasaurus Rex by Dr Urich June 6, 2015

Crapasaurus 

1. When you have been spying on a planetary species since long time ago & you know the are reigning and raining terds over there but they must be wise..
2. When you have been holding that terd for long enough and it must be buried, flushed or dropped; a terd will in fact smell like shit & be contemplated whether it is trying to evade the supernatural or it's host..
Oh crapasaurus I have flown 400 quadrillion miles I think I will even listen to your song and debate on whether you are raining terds out your ass like or laying eggs..
Crapasaurus you cannot just crap all day you got to be artistic
Crapasaurus by HaloTheHalo March 20, 2023