Cattleclysm 

A sales event of epic proportion at any fast food restaurant that primarily supplies a large quantity of hamburgers to the general public.

Bring the whole family down to the Burger Trap, where all month long it’s a Cattleclysm!

Cattleclysm by killvex October 7, 2010

Cattleclysm 

A date set foreseen by many prophecies whence the great bovine Armageddon will take place.

Guy 1: Do you ever think about the rapture and doomsday stuff?
Guy 2: Wait. You didn't see those cows guarding all those rifles and holy water in the barn down the road?
Guy 1: So it's true. The Cattleclysm is upon us my dude.

When thy fields of grazing become that of blood ye shall knoweth the great Cattleclysm has birthed unto the lands.

Cattleclysm by Calculations July 25, 2023