California Shower 

When you and the boys are hot and sweaty after a long California day bballin so you all hop into one homie’s shower together in order to save water.

“Y’all stink. You boys down for a California shower?”

California Shower by Ezygon November 22, 2019

California Shower Bath 

When a member of the opposite sex combs your mane whilst squirting juices all over a disabled old woman. Eventually it congeals to form a rancid layer of ejaculate which is then passed through a fine mesh, and is used to lubricate Musical Directors. Disturbingly, this festering substance can be spread on crumpets and scones and be force fed to a pig.

Last night my wife introduced me to a California Shower Bath... I was so happy with the results that I sold the recipe to a local pig farmer, who thanked me by donating some of his juices onto my crumpet.

California Shower Bath by They Shoot Pigs, Don't They? March 22, 2010

California Shower Method 

Jerking off in California so much that you pass out while taking a shower.

Guys, last night I did the California Shower Method

California Shower Method by oasp March 20, 2025

Californian Shower

When you stand under the place where the water is supposed to come out, but because of the low-flow device you don't really get wet.

I just don't have that clean feeling after that lame Californian shower.

Californian Shower by nsfwns February 20, 2013