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Cadaverous motherfucker 

A dead person, usually as a result of murder.
Fool, if it wasn't for Serge here, you and your cuz would be cadaverous motherfuckers.

cadaverous lay

someone who resembles a dead body during sex due to lack of movement, participation, and/or energy
"she was a complete dead fish. cadaverous lay!"
cadaverous lay by damesdarvis June 14, 2009

cadaverish

1. the look that a human bean takes when one foot is in the grave;
2. a person who looks as if they are already dead.
Jonathan: I went to visit my grandfather at the old folks home last week.
John: Really how's he doing?
Jonathan: Not too well, he's looking a bit cadaverish.

Canaverous 

A rare adjective used to describe a vast space, with the understanding that the word can only be used to describe a vagina.

Canaverous vaginas are usually found on people that tour with really horrid rock bands and have met all 7000 of their previous lovers online.
"Dayum Jim you gotta stop banging all these hoes with canaverous pussies..."

"As he stared down into her canaverous opening, Kyle wondered to himself if it would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."
Canaverous by ChristyVS August 11, 2006

Cadaveribus Sanguisugis 

What the Vatican calls a sapient, rapey and omnimalevolent bloodsucking ghoul which referes to the same cryptid the Romăni call strigoi, nosferatu, or vampiri (not to be mistaken for anything remotely similar to the outstanding jackass Bill Compton, anything from the Fright Night movies, Jeff the Killer, nor our sweet Kaneki but rather some unholy thing infinitely more macabre and terrifying).
Police : Just what are we fucking dealing with here?
The pope : Cadaveribus sanguisugis, a real fucking vampire.
Realfuckingvampire : FUCKED YO MAMA LAST NIGHT! *Chomp*
Hitler : Oh, liebes ruhmloch, nein! Fick mich in meinen blutigen Jungfrauenarsch!
Cadaveribus Sanguisugis by Nemortul November 13, 2019

cadaverestite 

1. One who looks to emulate cadavers in dress or style.

2. One who jokes about and/or participates in sexual intercourse with cadavers.
Hey Jim, look who I just dug up!" "Oh Frank you're such a cadaverestite.
cadaverestite by BadKungfoo7 June 28, 2010