Cactus Cooch 

The female variant of Cactus Cock, or the medical condition involving the sharp, prickly growth of post-shaving pubic hair, resembling a cactus' prickles.

Mary had some bad cactus cooch last night. I think she cut me with those prickles of hers!

Cactus Cooch by Matt Schroeder April 24, 2008

Cactus Coochie 

Fired cactus needles in your cooter that prevent you from having sex with boys

SHE GOT CACTUS COOCHIE

Cactus Coochie by mmgk April 23, 2021