CUSHIONATED 

A really nice sleep you hav wen u feel like ur sleepin on clouds all cuddled up in ur duvet n u dont wana get out of bed cuz its freezin!

ZzzzZZzz!

Twat : WAKE UP!
Person: Fuk off!
Twat: Why?
Person: Im CUSHIONATED!

CUSHIONATED by shaboooo March 25, 2008

Pin Cushioned 

An orgy with a 5:1 Guy:Girl ratio. Can be done with skinny girls, but much easier with fat girls.

Martha liked having a boyfriend, but thought "hey, where's the fun in only one boyfriend?". So to compensate she got four more. One thing, one thing, one thing, one thing, one thing led to another and she was pin cushioned by the end of the night.

Pin Cushioned by Ebanks February 20, 2009

Whoopee Cushioned 

When a woman has been fucked so hard that her vagina forces queefs to occur with every step (for the rest of her life).

Guy 1: "Hear that squeak?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, what is that?"

Guy 1: "I whoopee cushioned your mom last night, better get used to it."

Whoopee Cushioned by xLordRevan August 5, 2011

double-cushioned 

To be wedged between two onepers, especially on public transport.

OMG, Lucy! I am sooooo going to sue the airline for leaving me double-cushioned on my flight over!

double-cushioned by summerbree October 18, 2022