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byford dolphin incident

An incident in an oil rig back in 1983 involving a decompression chamber and diving bell where a diver was forced through a gap just 5 inches wide due to the extreme pressure differential. He was basically folded in half backwards and his organs were pulled straight out of his body.
Don’t look up the byford dolphin incident unless u like gore and morbid shit

The Byford 

When you really need to shit when your at work and there's not a single toilet for Kilometers so you pull your pants down in the bush in byford
The uncontrollably need to shit and you just happen to be in Byford " Fuck it im doing The Byford "

harry from byford 

Harry from Byford licks bum holes mostly from different species
Just say harry from Byford to insult someone
He's harry from byford
You cause yo lame ass on urban dictionary looking dis up get tf
The nigga who looked this word up is a Buford.
Buford by World eNdA jay November 27, 2021

buford middle school 

buford middle school is filled with the fakest people you will ever meet. the teachers are assholes. everyone there is depressed or rich bitches. no matter what you do you can’t trust anyone there.

BIG BUFORD 

I'm gonna mow 6 big bufords tonight and then shit them out
BIG BUFORD by GUTTERMOUTH June 18, 2008