Buzzted 

Arrested while drunk, high on drugs...buzzed!

Did you hear Ernie was buzzted last night on his way home from the bar.

Buzzted by buzzsted May 18, 2010

Buzzed 

That you are drunk but you can still function. You feel good, but you are not too drunk where you need help getting home and such.

"yo bro I'm feeling pretty buzzed right now I should probably stop drinking before I get too drunk"

Buzzed by BigPimppin6906 November 16, 2017

barely buzzed 

Something someone who is defensive about their drinking habits says after being confronted about the amount of alcohol they have recently consumed.

"Hey Ferg, you drank that whole bottle of wine in 30 minutes, you ok?" "Yeah man, I'm barely buzzed!"

barely buzzed by turk10777 August 28, 2014

buzzed tomato 

What it looks like when you squeeze your freshly shaved nut sack. When you squeeze your newly buzzed balls, it looks like a tomato, hence: buzzed tomato. Often used as a method of attracting mates. 60% of the time it works every time.

"I can't walk after I buzz my tomato."

"I keep fucking buzzing my tomato with your goat."

"Hey Amber, take a look at this buzzed tomato!"

"After a long hour of manscaping my girlfriend loved the look of my buzzed tomato. She couldn't wait to jump on the vine!"

buzzed tomato by alierpantz January 10, 2013

Business Buzzed 

an acceptable level of intoxication for business situations.

#1 There was an open bar but my boss was there so I could only get business buzzed.

# 2 We were slammed with TPS reports so we decided to crack open a couple beers and get business buzzed.

Business Buzzed by Joshtown March 6, 2010

buzzed over 

The feeling, often experience after a night of drinking, where one is still slightly under the influence(buzzed) but also experiencing a hangover.

#1-i cant tell if I have a hangover or if im just buzzed
#2-you're buzzed over!

buzzed over by drunkenfool December 18, 2009

buzzed driving 

Operating a motor vehicle with a blood-alcohol content just below the legal limit.

Robert thought he was only "buzzed driving," but he forgot that they recently lowered the legal limit from .1 to .08. Now he's fighting a DUI.

buzzed driving by Willie Bob May 12, 2008