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Bake a brownie 

When you take a shit and then shove it up the girls pussy, 'impregnating' her with the poop.
hey Candice, u wanna bake a brownie tonight?

One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker 

One finger (primarily a thumb) in the vagina, three fingers in the butt-hole
Dude I was so drunk and she was so horny, so I for some reason put "One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker" - This term was originally coined in a drunk-dial voicemail to a special friend after a night of drinking and after-partying in a hot tub with a naughty french girl.

brownie baker 

"Johnny is such a brownie baker, you are sitting by him on the way home."
brownie baker by Christa_d August 30, 2005

brownie baker 

an alternate way to say fudge packer. because the meaning isn't as well known, you can actually call someone a brownie baker to their face and they will be oblivious.
Kevin, the brownie baker, wears those sparkly shirts and masturbates to gay porn in his dorm room all the time; what a tool.
brownie baker by polobrute September 22, 2006

Late Night Brownie Baker 

During anal sex, right before you spill your man juice. You quickly pull out, with some poop still on your cock and slam it in her vagina and get off.
"I tried the Ol' Late Night Brownie Baker on my girlfriend last night."

"Oh yea, how'd that go?"

"She's still pretty mad. Says the kid is gonna smell like Pig Pen all its life."

baked the brownie

First time for anal sex. Similar to popping the cherry though anal instead.
Steve baked the brownie with Lisa last night.
baked the brownie by Nirosu July 8, 2010