Brolos 

Derived from the hispanic name Carlos, a Brolos is the token mexican bro who is compulsary for the functioning of any brommunity. His ethnic origins are often highlighted and hugely exaggerated to humerous effect by his other bros. Despite this, he remains a crucial and respected bro in the brommunity.

Trent: "Yo Chad where's José? He was suppposed to be crashing this party hours ago"

Chad: "Ah that dude is such a Brolos, he's probably eating a burrito or running from la policia"

Brolos by Bro-EE3 December 5, 2009

Brolos 

Brothers (Friends, Homies, Buds, etc.) who all coordinate to wear as much Polo Ralph Lauren clothing as possible when they go hang out.

Susan: "Look at all those guys wearing Polo's"
Amber: "Yeah, you can tell they're Brolos"

Brolos by TheAlmightyStellanator July 6, 2011

Brolocked 

bro-locked broh-lokt

Adj - Shut in completely, or almost completely, by a pack of bros at a bar, saloon or tavern, or any other comparable location.

Bro 1-KIPNIS!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOO!! (slams uncontrollably into guy half of a couple sitting in quiet conversation with each other at the bar) CRUSHED it!!!! Zeigler...did you SEE THAT SHIT?!!?

Bro 2-WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! (chugging a "handcrafted" beer with the word "dog" in the title) (backs into female half of couple) Oh...shiiiiit...are you OKAY? Need some help?

Guy-No, we're fine than- (cut off by another player on TV hitting a home run)

Bro 8-(finishes swig of a beer with the word "dog" somewhere in the title) WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!! YEAH...smacked that shit OUT!!!! Chisley...did you SEE that shit?? (unknowingly knocks over a bottle of beer on the bar, running it all over the bar in front of the couple)

(guy starts to wipe up mess, assisted by his female companion)

Bartender-(in a thankful and sympathetic tone) Thanks guys...but don't worry about it. I'll get it. Those people in the front just left that two-top...want to move over there, so you're not so brolocked?

Bro 5-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Brolocked by BrandonChrist August 30, 2013

Brotosterone 

Male euphoria during athletic occasions

The men's volleyball team shows a lot of brotosterone after their win with the hugs and high fives.

Brotosterone by JOLYJUNGLE August 10, 2012

brology 

The study of bros and everything that has to do with overall true bromances. It is usually taught by a professor with years of intesive training, called brologists, brologists are usually the hardest thinking scientists in the science community. Brology became an official subject in high schools circa 2008

Is that a bromance? Or are they just gay?

Obviously you'd know the answer if you didn't skip all of your Brology classes.

brology by BROSKI #3 August 9, 2009

Cheetah-Broosie 

The MOST terrifying beast of all - much more so than the cougar monkey

If the heavens ever unleash the Cheetah-Broosie, we'll know the end is near.

Cheetah-Broosie by Andy Bond April 28, 2008

brologue 

Silly, manly dialogue between two bros. Often involves girls or sex.

Brologue:

Bro 1: You know what my three rules are right?
Bro 2: First, no teeth.
Bro 1: Yeah man, no fuckin' teeth. And rule number two watch the teeth! Rule three? I mean it no teeth!
Bro 2: Yeah dude that's the worst.

brologue by hotdiggitydawg November 8, 2009