Boredick

When the guy you're texting is dry but you still want or need his dick.

Every girl gets boredick from him.

Boredick by Babygirl Johnson July 27, 2016

Boredicide

That feeling you get, usually whilst in conversation, that leaves you torn between boredom and wanting to kill someone.

I knew the date wasn't going to end well when her incessant talking started leading me to the brink of boredicide.

Boredicide by FnClassy January 10, 2014

boredocking 

The meeting of two boring people

Oh yeah, that was a real boredocking – past tense

boredocking by Simon Christopher Blair III March 30, 2010

Bonedicking 

Being lazy and avoiding work.

Procrastinating.

Look at old Andrew over there bonedicking in the parking lot.

Bonedicking by CobraRulesTheWorld March 24, 2021

baredick 

To go in without a condom on your dick.

Dude, it'd be so hot to watch you baredick my girl while I rub one out.

baredick by Watchinfool September 13, 2023