Bonzi Buddy 

A stupid spyware-program that shows a purple monkey talking to you in the same voice as the WindowsME verbal help tool. Usually downloaded by retarded little kids using the computer while mommy and daddy are away. When they get home, mommy kills the monkey with Ad-Aware and daddy kills the little kid's ass with a board.

"You little shit - you downloaded Bonzi Buddy again!?! Shut up - I don't care how cute he is - I'm gonna beat your ass!!!"

Bonzi Buddy by Joe August 3, 2003

Bonzi Buddy 

King of all spyware. Underneath the cute purple fur is a evil so great I dare not speak its name. Rumored to have been put onto Windows ME backup disks. Chances are, your computer has bonzi buddy on it. The only way to save yourself is to quest for the magical golden package.

Little girl: Mommy! Mommmy! I had that bad dream again!
Mom: Was it bonzi again?
Little girl: Yes...
Mom: Curse you Bonzi Buddy! Stop haunting my child's dreams!

Bonzi Buddy by The Great Vandoo September 11, 2004

Bonzi Buddy 

1. The worst computer trojan/virus known to human kind. Possibly the worst thing of anything (Even worse than Kenny G).
2. The true name of Satan

@#$%! %#$@in' Bonzi Buddy!!1 %$@# you!

Bonzi Buddy by Johnny86 May 27, 2003

Bonzi Buddy 

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do.

That’s all he ever says.

“Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do”

-Bonzi Buddy 2004-2007

Bonzi Buddy by SomeSodaCanV.1 November 13, 2020

BonziBuddy 

Bonzibuddy is that one gorilla thing again. He used to be adware/spyware/malware/virus, but now he is almost useless. He can sing songs, but that's really it. He was sued for getting personl nfo from CHILDREN. little kids. he is a literal demon.

"what?! did you just download bonziBUDDY?! I told you NOT to do that!!"

BonziBuddy by MarthLogan February 16, 2017

BonziBUDDY 

It's an adware program which used to destroy computers from 2001-2004. It originally had "Peedy" as the assistant from 1999-2001. Now they can be downloaded via various websites like archive.org & bonzi.link

"Hey jim i caught a bsod on my pc just shutted down without touching, BonziBUDDY is a virus"

BonziBUDDY by JadenTheMoose June 9, 2021