Blumpswirl

Blumpswirl - A sexual act in which a male is sitting on a toilet receiving a blowjob just after pissing and in the process of shitting, the male will ejaculate upon the female's face and then shove her face into the toliet bowl holding it inside the bowl for a few seconds hitting the flush lever. This is done to allow the female all the male has to offer, urine, feces, sperm, and humiliation. This is a very rude act and is a combination between the sexual term "blumpkin" see definition and a "swirlie" the highschool prank. blumpswirl swirlie

Oh,ha, ha, ha, you should have seen it Dogg, I Blumpswirled that Bitch!!!

Blumpswirl by stoutdogg June 17, 2010

Bumswirly 

When a finger is inserted into the anus and swirled around to create pleasure. The sensation can be enhanced with the use of a makita impact wrench.

Jake was having trouble orgasming so decided to give himself a bumswirly

Bumswirly by BumswirlyBoi December 9, 2018

blumpsicle

a frozen blump club

The blump club just wasnt doing the trick, so i had to bust out the blumpsicle....see if she tries me again.

blumpsicle by the dude 1234 October 11, 2009

Blumpshield 

Performing a blumpkin on someone's windshield, typically someone who parked like an asshole

Bro, me and that they\them hit a massive blumpshield on my neighbor's white Subaru last night.

Blumpshield by uglydolphin September 4, 2024