Blumorman

Noun - (definition) a trainwreck stretching to infinity.

The Russell T Davies era of Doctor Who was a bit of a Blumorman.

Blumorman by Jackie Harkness April 6, 2010

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Blumpkman

This is similar to the Blumpkinonly far nastier. This is when a male blows another male while they are taking a shit in an out house located at a construction site. There a are few requirements here in that the person receiving the BJ must be a construction worker. The porta potty has to have been onsite for no less than three weeks. The ambient outside temperature
must be over 90 degrees and the outhouse has to have been heat soaked for upwards of 3 hours. There are a few more parts to this- This actually takes three - 2 dudes and one midget to pull off - While the blumpkman is taking place the midget climbs in behind the person taking a shit and stands next to area that generally houses the urinal and masterbstes to completion not only on the dude getting blown but also on the dude giving the bj.

The icing on the cake is the dude receiving the BJ will also smoke crack while all this is taking place.

Dude, I had to take a crazy shit during my afternoon work break. Two dudes showed up and gave me a Blumpkman while I was in the outhouse. I am so relaxed now but I feel like I need to take a shower.

Blumpkman by Tom Outhouse February 24, 2020