Blookie Share definition Flag n. Male ejaculate v. the act of ejaculating by a male Synonyms- jizz load or nut While grinding really close with that girl on the dance floor, Johnny accidentally blookied in his shorts. Blookie by DancefloorDirk November 16, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the Blookie mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch