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big cock monster 

the act of having a cock so big that it tears a poor girl or male in half
Did you hear the trevon ripped some poor bitch in half. That dudes a big cock monster
big cock monster by blackgold359 December 22, 2009

Gawk Gawk big cock suction cuppin mother lovin dick sucker 

Someone who sucks dick so incredibly good it hurts also know as Jake
Jake is such a gawk gawk big cock suction cuppin mother lovin dick sucker

Gawk Gawk big cock suction cuppin mother lovin dick sucking treatment 

The act of sucking the soul out of a man's dick. Once you're done with him, his dick should be 35 shades lighter than the rest of hi body. Cause an earthquake with the force of your glizzy gobbling
Sarah gave me the Gawk Gawk big cock suction cuppin mother lovin dick sucking treatment

big money, big cock 

The idea of a man having not only a large sum of currency, but also an above average sized pelvic area, usually causing many females in that area to fall in love

Normal version: LOTS OF MONEY, HUGE PENIS
Person 1: “Hey, do you see Bob over there? You can tell he has a big money, big cock!”

Person 2: “Please don’t ever say that again.”

suck a big dead moose cock 

A very graphic Canadian insult indicating that the person to whom the insult is being hurled it thought of so lowly that they should do this most disgusting of things normally as it is clearly something their character indicates they would consider normal practice. In other words, the person is disgusting and so are their habits.
esp. heard in rural Ontario when someone says or does a thing to anger their associates they would be told to 'go suck a big dead moose cock'. Also heard as a reply to another insult... i.e. if X says to Y 'your mother wears army boots', Y might be heard to reply with 'oh yeah eh, well your mother sucks big dead moose cock'. And on it goes like that until one of them gets a bloody nose.