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Ben Parker 

Often sighted out on the town followed by Hundreds of women yelling and screaming his name, he is a true player and can play the game hard. The combination of his sexual appeal and game status is often referred to as "Rick Rossing" or "Wale'ing"
I met this dude out on the town last night he's was a "Ben Parker!" if ive ever seen one. I turned to say hey to him as he passed me..., but got trampled by the stampede of women after him. He was Rick Ross'ing.
Ben Parker by Chizzin January 14, 2012
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Ben Parker 

Ben Parker is a teacher is a Science teacher at John Warner. I dont have him, but my friend does, who I feel truly sorry for. Apparently his hands are so hairy, he had to shave them. He barely exceeds 5ft, and is classified as a rodent
“Ben Parker hates school like Hitler hated the Jews