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Bedford Middle School 

A place where children 10-14 go to get tortured for 3 years (unless your bad, in which they lock you in for another year... or two...). The cafeteria is perfect for mass destruction. There aren't hallways dedicated to each grade, so the 8th graders get to scare the shit out of 6th graders, 7th graders get made fun of cause they think they're the shit, and 8th graders get to walk around anywhere and stare down whoever the fuck they want. The teachers have to pretend like they don't hate all the rich brats, but still end up hinting to it a little. The secretaries act like they are on desperate housewives, talking shit about their coworkers and being inpatient bitches to the kids that enter.
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Bedford Middle School 

Bedford Middle School is a place similar to hell that you spend 3 years of your life not really learning shit because the teachers don't even know what they're talking about just to go spend 4 more years in an even worse place known as BNL. Our water fountain doesn't have cold water and almost all of our bathrooms have problems with overflowing at least once a month. Our school is so ratchet they gave us paper plates for 2 days because they didn't want to wash the trays. We have ratarded hall monitors that literally walks round the hallways and dont do shit. The principal doesn't care about any of the students and half of our school drinks alcohol and does drugs. The bitches in the office sit around on their fat asses gossiping about shit like they are on the real housewives. Preppy bitches stand in the middle of the hallway and talk while you're trying to get to your locker. Oh and one of our hall monitors is gay and flirts with the boys at school.
sarcastically says "Bedford Middle School is great"
Bedford Middle School by Tbh no October 30, 2014

Bedford Middle School 

a place where teachers(drill sargents) are full of shit and many lives are lost each year.
Located in Westport, CT
Fuck, i'm going to Bedford.
Bedford Middle School by JK November 17, 2004

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026