Bear Attack

Single handedly the greatest techno song / real life event to ever occur. Created by DJ Technosauce, Bear Attack has found it's way into the homes of many... and left none alive.

Matt: Dude, look at those torn jeans, it's like he just got bear attacked!
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Dan: Miss Reilly, the bears, they're everywhere!

Bear Attack by LeTigra;) February 2, 2009

Bear Attack

When a large, hairy homosexual man gets drunk and beligerently hits on a straight guy or rapes him.

Mark:What happened to Kevin? I haven't seen him in a few days.
Scott:He was a victim of a bear attack. I think he's in bellvue now.
Mark:That poor bastard!

Bear Attack by Kyle April 10, 2003

Grizzly Bear Attack 

After a night of excessive drinking away from home, a Grizzly Bear Attack occurs when you black out your walk home and wake up covered in scratches, cuts, bruises, etc. with no reasonable explanation. You often lose your wallet or pants in a Grizzly Bear Attack.

Jeff: Dude, I feel like shit! I'm so sore!

Joe: What happened last night?

Jeff: I have no idea, must have been a Grizzly Bear Attack on my walk home

Grizzly Bear Attack by Jeff & Joe April 5, 2007

Attacked by a Bear 

When a night of overly excessive drinking ends in bodily injury and/or involuntary loss of nutrition or digestive substance. Typically this is considered losing to the attacking Bear.

It must be noted that it is possible to fend off a Bear Attack, however only the most experienced drinkers can walk away unharmed.

This term was coined by Employees wishing to discuss recent events without exposing unethical behaviors. For instance, if we were talking in a different language.

Billy Bob got "attacked by a bear" last night. It followed him around town all night but caught up to him on the highway. Be careful not to brush up against his car.

Attacked by a Bear by V4RIRBL3 February 2, 2006