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Battle-tit 

A popular two-player game, similar to "battleship," that requires no equipment except a shirt worn. The object of battle-tit is to poke out both nipples of the opposing player. The game is played through respective turns. Every turn, a player attempts to poke the nipple of the opposing player. The opposing player must keep still, and then announce whether the active player has poked them in the nipple or not, saying "hit" or "miss". The first player to "hit" both nipples is declared the winner.
"Hey Grace, I'm bored. Wanna play some battle-tit?"
"Sorry Henry, but the first rule of battle-tit states that girls cannot play."
Battle-tit by HaleStorm!! November 20, 2009
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Battleitis 

A condition one suffers should they battle at unacceptable levels. Symptoms of battleitis include regularly attending venues dominated by the male sex, high susceptibility to basic scams, inability to stomach large volumes of alcohol and inability to navigate routine social situations.
Coyt: "Oath man, what the fuck is the go with Mort these days? He's a shadow of what he once was..."
Wally: "There can be no doubt that he's come down with a severe case of battleitis. It will affect one in four people at some stage of their life you know."
Battleitis by g00chy July 21, 2009

BattleBit Remastered 

The game where you get sniped by someone using a rocket launcher from 500 meters away
Hey man hop on BattleBit Remastered let's get some levels

Bottle Nosed Titties 

A woman who has titties that are the shape of a dolphin's nose.
I yanked off her bra and that bitch had bottle nosed titties, man!

Battlerite 

An arena-based fighting game you plats online. Its currently pretty small and thus underrated, but it is a great game that doesn't steal all your time like LoL
I played some Battlerite yesterday
Battlerite by Smilewine July 6, 2018

battlerite 

wanna play some DOTA 2? - Lukas
FUCK NO LETS PLAY BATTLERITE! -Robin
battlerite by Lukasdigbick September 18, 2017