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Barnseyed 

Being so totally ‘out of it’ that you temporarily lose all sense of time, reality and spatial awareness. Normal bodily functions go out the window, you become incapable of retaining bodily fluids, bone structure disintegrates and all you can say is fuck, fucked or fucking hell.
Check out that lump of a guy on the floor over there. Silly fucker looks totally Barnseyed.
Barnseyed by Jo Bato August 14, 2011
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Barnsdall 

The armpit of America. Located in Oklahoma, more specifically Osage county.

Not as rachet as Hominy, but pretty close.

Used to be known as Bigheart Oklahoma
Ew. You're from Barnsdall? You must know Paige Peacock..
Barnsdall by bigpapasteve November 16, 2012

doing a barnse

Being a Massive cunt.
Did you see that guy last night? He was doing a barnse so much

Shit Barned

Getting hammered or drunk in the capital city of Ohio.
Kurt got shit barned while taking a break from his murse job.

Barnied Out

Used to describe a person drunk beyond recognition. Originated after seeing a person at the bars face so red it was almost purple like barnies.
Me and my boy where Barnied Out the other night at the bar.
Barnied Out by MikeSpace November 13, 2007

barnesed 

WHEN YOU ENGAGE IN SEX WITH A MAN WHO BRINGS EXCELLENT FOREPLAY BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO ACTUAL PENETRATION AND YOU GET 1-20 SECONDS , LEAVING YOU VERY DISAPPOINTED.
AFTER A MONTH OF BEING PURSUED BY THIS MAN, I FINALLY GAVE IN LAST NIGHT AND I GOT BARNESED.

I WAS LIKE "DAMN I GOT BARNESED!"
barnesed by sadkitty101 November 7, 2018