Bahzing 

1. Someone or something has disappeared
2. Something has magically appeared
3. Someone has suddenly appeared, and announces their arrival with a friendly Bahzinnnng

1. "Where did that schnitzel go?" "It went bahzing"

2. "Oh, that dildo under my pillow? Why, you looked under the pillow, and BAHZING, there it was!"

3."Dooood, Celina sucks so much,I hate her!" Celina: "bahzinnnng, helloooooo hun!"

Bahzing by SeeKayWhy May 20, 2004

Bahzing 

Bahzing is a highly specific term that can be used to refer to a case in which a girl's skirt has been flipped up in the back due to sitting on it that way for a period of time. Simply using this one word can illustrate to the listener an entire scene of events.

Man, after chem today... bahZING!

Bahzing by (Contributor wishes to remain anonymous) May 4, 2008

shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger

The hands down greatest type of burger to ever exist. It consists of all the usual burger ingredients (mayo, onions, pickles, tomatoes, lettuce and ketchup) but with the addition of, about a cup of chocolate sauce, one full can of cat food, and some Parmesan cheese. As the chef, (Matt Wattson of Supermega) puts it. "This is the chefs special, the Shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger.

as Ryan Magee said once he ate the burger. "BLAGHGHGHG! EWWWWWW, fuck! FUCK YOU MATT! FUCK YOU. THIS FUCKING SHIT SUCKS. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TRUSTED YOU! YOUR A FUCKING DICK! This stuipid shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger tastes like shit!

shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger by McBikmik April 30, 2019

Bazinga 

A phrase used to express sarcasm or jokes. Also a phrase commonly used in Big Bang Theory show by character Sheldon.

Person One: Tell me a Joke.
Person Two: Your life. Bazinga.

Bazinga by Common Russian April 18, 2018

Bazzinga 

The word Sheldon Cooper uses when he makes a sarcastic joke on the show The Big Bang Theory.

I want kids, BAZZINGA

Bazzinga by AwesomeButGeeky246 February 24, 2015

Bazinga Brain 

A technocratic, usually white, liberal to conservative individual who has no understanding of productive forces or inequality.

Such individuals regularly dismiss obvious physical or social constraints (the cost of labor, the lack of an atmosphere on mars) in favor of grandiose visions fueled entirely by a child-like obsession with sci-fi movies.

Genuinely think that poverty is a result of "not-sufficiently-advanced technology". Probably believes in the "singularity". Usually worship Elon Musk as their lord and savior.

normal person: Climate Change is pretty bad, maybe we should try to green the deserts or force CEOs to start paying their fair share of emission credits?

Bazinga Brain: dude we can just colonize Mars instead

normal person: traffic is getting pretty bad. Maybe we should build more trains since they're more efficient.

Bazinga Brain: DUDE what if....we built tunnels....underground...for CARS??! We could call it the Diaperscoop

normal person: why is Elon's stock price so high? They hardly make 2% of the world's total car sales, but its still worth more than every car company in the world combined. Surely this bubble will not end well....

Bazinga Brain: You just can't understand his genius! He's going to have self-driving cars out next year, just like he promised in 2014, and 2015, and 2016, and 2017, and 2018, and 2019, and 2020, and and and

Bazinga Brain by Vespr June 30, 2022

Bazinga 

A catchy phrase to accompany your clever pranks.

As popularized by Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory).

I just replaced your toothpaste with denture cream. Bazinga!

Bazinga by SheldonCooper May 23, 2009