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Bad beer 

Any of a long list of beers consumed consistently from cans, usually offered from macro breweries for dirt cheap. Available in a wide rang of alcohol percentages, from the 3.5% in many lights beers, to such bad beer power houses as steel reserve, and high gravity weighing in at 8.1%. Bad beers are celebrated for their clutch delivery of a total enebriated state when consumed in mass quantity in a binge drinking situation. Contrary to what the name suggests bad beer is actually very enjoyable and refreshing.
Milwaukees Best is a quintessential bad beer due to its outrageous claims, watered down taste, over carbonation, and white trash appeal.
Bad beer by BIG E of B-40 November 20, 2006
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Five Beer The Bad News 

To get tipsy/drunk with someone before talking about something serious and possibly negative to gather your courage and to calm them down.
Got laid off work today. Better five beer the bad news to my wife.

Bad News Beers 

When you drink too much beer and make bad decisions.
Guy1: Dude what happened last night?
Guy2: I don't even know, but it was def bad news beers!
Bad News Beers by Classy Lady V. 1.0 September 28, 2010