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(Acronym) "Big Man Online." A person who routinely boasts about their page traffic, brags about their number of online friends, attempts to win online popularity contests, and is overly concerned with any other worthless, false indication of their acceptance on the Internet. The ultimate goal of every BMO is to win a Webby Award, the definitive trophy proudly declaring to the world that your 15 minutes of fame ended half an hour ago. The average BMO attempts to add every living creature on the planet to their IM buddy list, because everybody knows the quantity of people you message with "LOL" defines your value as a human being.
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BMO by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007
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BMO: Bus Make Out

This is when you and your Girlfriend or Boyfriend go into the back of the bus and make out until your stop.
"Dude me and Ciera just had the best BMO Session."
"Nice! Me and Jada had a sweet DFMO the other night."
BMO by CrazyBrah February 7, 2013
BMO is a song by singer and songwriter Ari Lennox BMO mean (B)reak (M)e (O)ff
BMO by 40s.jlowery July 16, 2020
Any middle eastern lady that walks around covered head to toe in black due to their cultural restrictions; aka Black Moving Object
Whoa, did you see that BMO just now? She had really sexy eyes!
BMO by Macanip May 3, 2010
definition from Somethingawful.com

(Acronym) "Big Man Online." A person who routinely boasts about their page traffic, brags about their number of online friends, attempts to win online popularity contests, and is overly concerned with any other worthless, false indication of their acceptance on the Internet. The ultimate goal of every BMO is to win a Webby Award, the definitive trophy proudly declaring to the world that your 15 minutes of fame ended half an hour ago. The average BMO attempts to add every living creature on the planet to their IM buddy list, because everybody knows the quantity of people you message with "LOL" defines your value as a human being.
Bob, no cares about your website. You are a BMO.
BMO by transferable April 14, 2005
Black Moving Object.
Term that soldiers in the middle east have coined for Muslim women that wear a black Burqa.
BMO by Lennyalisa November 20, 2006