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Ayobaphobia 

(Pronounced: Ayo-ba-fo-bia) : The term used for the fear,hatred and disdain of the phrase Ayoba incl. all/any of its dumbass variations:Ayobaness,Ayobuur,Ayobalicious. Known symptoms are :Puking,Pulling one's hair out and randomly smackin the shit out of anyone heard uttering the phrase within a 1km radius!
Ayobaphobia

Guy1: This song is sooo Ayoba
Guy2: pukes and pulls out his air and proceeds to b*tch slap Guy1
Ayobaphobia by Zole100 November 17, 2009
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agoraphobia 

an anxiety disorder, when someone suffers from panic attacks to the point that they avoid so many situations they often become housbound. Not a fear of open spaces, in fact, when the word is broken down to original meanings, it means 'fear of the market place' in latin, which is a much more accurate description.
He wouldn't even go to the letter box because of his agoraphobia.
agoraphobia by karma-kaze July 3, 2006

Grand Theft Agoraphobia

When your agoraphobia is so severe that you can navigate your way around easier in GTA than the city you live in irl.
Mark: "Hey, I'm catching a flight on saturday, do you think you could take me to the airport?"

Carl: "Sorry man, I've never been that far from home. I could've taken you if we were living in Las Venturas."

Mark: "That's a game..."

Carl: "Yeah.... but my Grand Theft Agoraphobia you know..."

Alonaphobia 

Heather has alonaphobia every night when she goes to bed.
Alonaphobia by A9ergrl May 10, 2011

Agoraphobia 

Derived from the Greek words Agora, meaning market and Phobia meaning fear. Agoraphobia is the fear of having a panic attack in a situation that would be hard, or embarassing to escape from. Usually accompanied and caused by GAD and/or Panic Disorder. Though cases without such have been documented, it's rarely reported due to less reason to seek medical treatment.
I never knew your mother had Agoraphobia, that explains why I've never seen her around.
Agoraphobia by Tofupuppet July 12, 2010

Agoraphobia 

Fear of crowds, crowding, open spaces or busy town squares. Etymology, Greek, AGORA, which back in ancient Greece was the usually busy town square.
No, I can't go to the concert, the large crowd may cause me to have a panic attack due to my Agoraphobia.
Agoraphobia by TheoneonlyRCC September 9, 2010

Adobephobia 

The fear of any published image having been tampered with using an image editing program such as Adobe (R) Photoshop (R).
Due to his Adobephobia, John was afraid that the woman in the picture didn't really have a camel's hump. Nor that the shark was real.
Adobephobia by ChairmanMiaow July 24, 2008