Assnikt

An assnikt is a scarf to be worn on your ass cheeks. It wraps around each cheek and crosses in front of your groin. Somewhat like a thong, but looks completely like a scarf on your ass.

He though all his thongs were too revealing, so he wore his scarf as an assnikt instead.

Assnikt by memdic August 24, 2011

assnitz 

adj.- an induvidual whose inane chatter is better suited for the rectum. pl- assni

Jason really needs to shut up. He is turning into an assnitz.

assnitz by Kaptn Eric of the Hobby Land May 19, 2005

assnite

The best way to do a woman

Let's assnite your mom tonight!

assnite by The_assniter_ December 8, 2022

assnitz 

an individual which spouts unnecessary chatter from their mouth that is better suited for their rectum

Jason needes to stop talking. He's really becoming an assnitz.

assnitz by Kaptn Eric of the Hobby Land May 18, 2005