Assfrost

The condition of seating on a painfully,freezing cold toilet seat which induces serious frostbite to the buttock region.

Mom turn on the heater.I just got some serious assfrosting.

Assfrost by OFortVny January 11, 2010

assfront 

Somtimes know as a cuntgut. It is when a persons belly resembles an ass, in the front.

Oh, I thought that bitch was facing backwards but it was just her assfront.

assfront by funrelz February 22, 2018