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Flop ass 

Basically a synonym for douchebag. Can mean anyone that is either scurvy, a putz, stupid, lame, dorky, or a nerd.
That guy has rubber testicles hanging from his back bumper, what a flop ass!!

So you spent all last night Watching MadTV? You are a flop ass!
Flop ass by Tripton July 24, 2008

Flip flop ass drop 

This is when you are riding public transit and you offer someone your seat, only to stand next to them and fart directly in their face.
The kind young man offered his seat on the bus to an elderly woman. Moments later, the look on her face made it clear that she had fallen victim to the flip flop ass drop.
Some one who has no ass. When you look at there ass there is nothing there .
Damn look at her (girl walks past) yeah her face is nice but she an assflop
Assflop by Nolife56 May 6, 2013