Ass Flex Share definition Flag Someone that is an uptight douchebag who lifts a lot of weights and thinks they are tough shit. That guy just bumped into 60 year old lady cause she was in his way, what an Ass Flex! Ass Flex by Slobo March 12, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Ass Flex mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch