Aquadump

The act of performing a bowel movement in any body of water, under complete anal submersion. Can also be used as a noun to describe product of said bowel movement. Best done downstream.

Timmy rounded the river bend, preceded by a floating turd. "Dude, where have you been?" I asked him. "There were no bathrooms. Had to pull an aquadump."

Aquadump by Deeeez Nutts July 5, 2007

Aquadump

A dump in the middle of a big area of water

Hey everyone The teacher took an aquadump in the aquarium at animal kingdom!

Aquadump by IJustDamnedU February 28, 2017

Aquadump

To take a dump in a small body of water such as a pool, lake, or pond.

Kenny: I got invited to a party at my friends lake cabin, I took an aquadump in the lake and ended up getting kicked out.

Aquadump by SpazzMoto June 8, 2022

Aqua Dump 

When one takes a dump in a large body of water such as a pool or lake while actually in the body of water. this has sub categories of floater and sinker. floaters obviously float, which is a hard task to produce the appropriate density and buoyancy necessary to float.
This is not to be confused with a depth charge which is where one drops feces into a large body of water from outside it such as off a dock or pier.

"I just took a major aqua dump and it was a floater. it had to be the corn I ate earlier."

"Dude, don't depth charge it, if you gotta go, aqua dump it."

Aqua Dump by Maria Campos December 1, 2009

aqua dump 

The act of pooping in a large body of water (usually the ocean) to avoid using a dirty restroom or digging a hole.

The other day I was surfing with my OCD friend who desperately had to poo. He decided that taking an aqua dump was a much better option than the nearby porta-john.

aqua dump by chuck0086 July 20, 2009

aquabump 

a) The act, or acts, of firing a semiautomatic weapon rapidly while submersed completely underwater. The method of engaging fish from the CQB ready to offhand stance.

b) To destroy one's private property in a rash manner while shooting underwater "To aquabump"........

"I was aquabumping off the hip twenty feet down when my AR exploded for some unknown reason......"

aquabump by J_Smith March 29, 2005

aqua dump 

when a small child poops in a large quarentine of water, such as a pool or lake.

Hey, bobby's takin an aqua dump!

aqua dump by poopstickJFK October 3, 2004