Androuche 

One who is highly motivated to aspire to become a douche. This person is usually on the cusp of douchiness but somehow is never able to attain it. The sheer fact of not becoming a douche makes this person a bigger douche without even realizing the fact that he/she is a douche.

person 1. Im not sure what I think about him, he is a normal guy I guess.

person 2. yea he is an androuche.

Androuche by noodbandit July 27, 2010

agdouchestic

An agnostic douche.

Dude #1 - Yo, who do you think is gonna win the championship ring this y...
Dude #2 - Nothing can be said about it.
Dude #1 - Hey, I just wanted your opin...
Dude #2 - The truth is unknowable.
Dude #1 - But there's a good chance that we can...
Dude #2 - Prove it.
Dude #1 - God! You're such an agdouchestic!

agdouchestic by Pertucci December 2, 2009

Andromache 

(noun) Andromache: a beast of the dark. If Andromache finds you there is no way back.

Be afraid of Andromache...

Andromache by ViciousBitch05 June 15, 2020

andouche 

Like an iDouche, except with an Android phone. Less frequent female variant is the andouchette. Typically found in major urban centers, tapping away, unless asked about their device. Responses to queries will always include the phrases "open source platform" and "device choice" and "freedom from the tyranny of the Apple Empire."

I never thought I'd say this, but that damn hipster andouche we met actually managed to be more annoying than any iPhone bastard ever could be.

andouche by faderus April 26, 2011

andytouche 

A SAVAGE HACKER

SHRE*** IS ANDYTOUCHE

andytouche by NISHIT BOI November 25, 2020

androcentrism 

A variety of sexism that is characterized by the conscious or unconscious belief that traditionally masculine attributes are superior to traditionally feminine ones in people of any gender.

One example of androcentrism is the using the insinuation that a man is not "manly" enough as an insult. Another is the negative portrayal of "girly girls" in popular culture, as opposed to more positively-viewed "tomboys".

androcentrism by dlgn13 January 25, 2014

Androuchebag 

A person who always leaves your texts on a read receipt, eventually responding to them at a rate of about 45%. Often times an Androuchebag will attempt to explain the act of Androuchebaggery as a hatred of lil’ red numbers on his iPhone, but they always know that’s dumb.

Wow. I typed all that out with no response. What an Androuchebag.

Androuchebag by Catkins August 7, 2021