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Amphora is the bestest friend you could ever ask for. She gives the best hugs and cuddles anyone could give and stands by your side no matter what . She is no girl to take shit so be careful if you mess with her because she will fuck you up but once your on her good side she has the kindest heart and whenever she goes away on holidays she will most likely come back with a cute little gift. Amphora is a bad girl for sureee and she is very very flexible. Most guys would say as they walk by “I’d tap that”, amphora is thicc asf. Amphora is super pretty and has the voice of an angel even though she might put herself down sometimes everyone around her knows she is most beautiful and funny person in the room. She doesn’t have any tits but she has a nice booty.
Best friend : your beautiful

Amphora. Thank you but I very much agree with you

Best friends mind: stfu amphora
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Eridan Ampora 

A troll from Homestuck often called a hipster or "forever alone",patron of Aquarius

Swagalious

Awesome
Eridan Ampora:Wwell hello there~Wwanna ...fill buckets?

Karkat:SHUT UP HIPSTER LOSER

Ben:Who's your favorite Troll?

Jenny:Eridan Ampora!
Eridan Ampora by ThE wIcKeD eLiXeR December 4, 2013
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A sassy fish with a tenancy to be a complete asshole in every way physically possible.
"Andrew, stop being an Ampora and give her the photos!"
Ampora by Dany Strider September 24, 2013
The coolest, most amazing, person in the entire universe who is extremely sexy and will forever be the sexiest living troll.
wwell, i wwanted to kill her, eridan ampora wanted to kill her...
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amphornipic 

can mean anything from shittastic to awesome based on context.

originating from a horrible misappropriation of the word anthropomorphic.
person 1: this turdberry soup is so amphornipic!
person 2: yeah i know right?? someone should sue them!

person 3: well, your mom was pretty amphornipic in bed last night.
person 2: i concur!
amphornipic by ellaaa June 23, 2008

Amphomartiphobia 

the fear of your life being ruined from the cause of someone else’s doings
Phobias Amphomartiphobia