Alderete 

A Mexican doo-doo chaser who is pleasured by young zombie boys and turtles.

Make sure to keep that alderete away from your children and cats.

Alderete by PalRyguy69 December 15, 2011

Reyly Alderete

Is a big tall sexy man who can pull both genders and is always looking their best. Normally always smart and is always making others happy and could always be seen with an enormous pp.

You see that guy over there he is Reyly Alderete

Reyly Alderete by Eurone April 30, 2021

Aldrete 

Undergrown korean fetus. resulting in a displeasurable sleep

Jakie went to Vietnam and found Aldrete and couldnt sleep for days!

Aldrete by Anynonmous Pineapple PUD October 31, 2011

alderitem 

really fat

your mum is alderitem

alderitem by ayojeff May 23, 2022

John Aldrete 

A man of high stature and a prominent member of the rap game. (Huncho John, Quavo) He kills foo foo ass lame niggaz and listens to DurgaFlowz on repeat. He is also homeless but rich as fuck at the same time. He drinks pool water and kisses tons of hot girls.

Wow! John Aldrete is gettin it in with those thottys over there!

John Aldrete by jhnaldrte June 15, 2018