African squat 

A sexual position in which the male is in a squatting position and the girl is mounted in his lap facing towards him. The male then proceeds to squat and hop around with her in his lap.

My friend busted in the room doing the african squat with his girl last night.

African squat by tyrone crack biggums August 18, 2010

African Fuck Squat 

Occurs when a girl is sitting on your penis and you hop around in the room and squat when you land.

John: Whatd you do wit yo girl last night?
Dan: I gave her that African Fuck Squat

African Fuck Squat by OG White Van November 4, 2016

South African Death Squad

Any white south african male that at some point whilst living in another country has got into a pointless fight and won dominantly.
He then proceeds to be the unofficial bodyguard of any people that he is out with.

South african death squads get exponentially more dangerous the more alcohol they consume.

A group of south african death squads will often be heard talking loudly in a fucked up language that sounds like theyre just making it up as they go along. Do not question this as this will just further enrage them.

Person 1: 'We were out last night and some guy tried to start a fight with me.

Person 2: 'Was the south african death squad with you?'

Person 1: 'Yea, he came outa nowhere and kicked living fuck out of him. Then he went and ordered another rum and coke'

South African Death Squad by Percy Montgomery September 9, 2010

South African Love Squad 

What happens when a South African Death Squad gets old and useless. They stop hitting random drunk people, start drinking wine instead of rum and start using useless buzzwords in unnecessary places in a conversation.

South African Death Squad - Im trying to filter out all this noise in this noisy data im examining. God dam all this noise, I wish it would be less noisy.

Colleague of South African Death Squad - Is that noisy data annoying you? Do you want to hit it like usual?

South African Death Squad - No I just feel really sorry for the data, I wish I could give it a cuddle

Colleague of South African Death Squad - Your such a South African Love Squad these days.

South African Love Squad by Pik Botha November 20, 2010