Absolutmop 

1- uber awesome girl who pwns the emo kid in her own special way...
2- the father of Groovemiester's babies,
3- pure awesomeness, in a can (80 proof)

"Absolutmop raped me once, i feel so blessed"

Absolutmop by Groovemeister February 6, 2005

absolutepunk.net 

A site created by Jason Tate, in which members and public alike can read about band news. If you visit the forums, be prepared to interact with sarcastic assholes.

babyboi2221: The Blood Brothers broke up
girlygurl938: omg no wai where did u read that
babyboi2221: I read it on absolutepunk.net.. I will send you the link.

absolutepunk.net by aaa75r5yt December 22, 2008

absolution

Third album by the British band MUSE considered by many to be their best. Considered by others to be highly overrated. Still one hell of an album.

I just bought Absolution.

absolution by RavenousPlant April 15, 2006

Absolution

Another amazing album by the ultimately amazing band Muse. It includes the following songs:

1. Intro
2. Apocalypse Please
3. Time is Running Out
4. Sing for Absolution
5. Stockholme Syndrome
6. Falling Away with You
7. Interlude
8. Hysteria
9. Blackout
10. Butterflies and Hurricanes
11. The Small Print
12. Endlessly
13. Thoughts of a Dying Atheist
14. Ruled by Secrecy

My favorite song from Absolution is Time is Running Out.

Absolution by Kailey__09 May 19, 2009

New Year's Absolution 

Easily described as the feelings of relief and consolation that you feel when you find out that all your friends gave up their New Year's Resolution(s) too.

Person 1: 'Aren't you supposed to be at the gym?'

Person 2: 'Hey well Frank went out to the bar yesterday!'

Person 1: 'Oh, thank god, it's New Year's Absolution.'

Person 1: Sighs and light's a cigarette.

New Year's Absolution by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2009

Sketus Absolutos 

A thot that is so powerful not even the thot slayer cannot slay it. If you see one show them the cross and scream “BEGONE THOT” warning STDs may occur if you are in a relationship with one.

Jasmine: Hi Sam

Sam: Begone Sketus Absolutos

Sketus Absolutos by Thethotslayer October 8, 2019

Absolution

Absolution is the best Runescape pure clan in the history of pure clans. Known for dominating Low, Mid and High Level Clans.

James: Wow I cant believe MM+FI+EOP+TH+CP just got owned by Absolution .
Meklo: I know mate Absolution Fucking own.

Absolution by Scottc2k7 March 24, 2008