A-Stumpy 

When one receives and/or gives sexual pleasure by means of an amputated limb.

Bro 1: I saw a hot girl the other day with one arm at the bar.
Bro 2: Yeah me too, was she hot and blonde?

Bro 1: Yeah she was!
Bro 2: I would totally get a-stumpy from her

:: Bro Five ::

A-Stumpy by Weedy McRoberson June 20, 2011

Tiny fucked a stump 

A seemingly meaningless, probably inside joke found in the special features section of Rob Zombie's "house of 1000 corpses". It features the cast of the movie telling a knock knock joke that makes little sense.

Baby- Knock Knock
Otis-who's there?
Baby-fish boy
Otis-fish boy who?
Baby-Tiny fucked a stump!
me-???

knock knock
whos's there?
stump
stump who?
FUCK ME TINY, FUCK ME!

Tiny fucked a stump by Aleister Andrew December 13, 2008

Spunk-A-Stump 

When having sex with an amputee, the man pulls out and nuts all over the stump. A loud yell is also considered appropriate.

Opposable thumbs are usually a criteria for banging a chick, but I really wanted to spunk-a-stump.

That girl missing her arm was a 0 until my 10th Schiltz, but then I took her home and spunkastump-ed her like 3 times that night.

I think that hood rat torso chick is a 0 but I would still spunk all four stumps.

Spunk-A-Stump by Carpoolio October 30, 2008

draw back a stump 

A threat that you will cut off someone's fingers, hand, arm etc. unless they stop bugging or annoying you (hopefully not literally). An amputated limb is called a stump, so unless they stop touching you, you'll cut something off and they will draw back a stump...not a hand.

You touch me again and you'll draw back a stump!

draw back a stump by dainjarouz September 29, 2006

Pump A Stump 

To Go to the bathroom (toilet) and do a Poo.

Man, I'm really hangin' to pump a stump

Pump A Stump by PhatMike May 16, 2006

Post A Stump 

Getting rid of ones excrement. To defecate. A solid but not too hard turd. Perfectly tapered so your asshole won't slam shut.

All I want to do is post a stump in peace but I always end up getting inturdupted.

After taking my wheatgerm I can always post a stump like a champ! I swear it knocks something loose!

Post A Stump by projectmatter July 14, 2009

Butt A Stump 

Butt a Stump!!! Common term used in helpdesks across the nation to deal with rogue users who tinker with company issued equipment and then complain it does not work.

Synonyms: Go to hell! Piss off! Blow me! Get lost (Adjective here)!

Mike says, "This user has a problem with their VPN, can you give me a hand here?"

Carl says, "(Joe user) can go BUTT A STUMP for all I care!"
"I already fixed that problem last week!"

(Carl trashes a helpless keyboard and growls and makes strange animal noises Reminiscent of child hood camping trips)

Butt A Stump by Michael Segroves December 7, 2006