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Incongruous Pumpkin Seed 

Obtained from a non-swear insult generator, an incongruous pumpkin seed is someone that doesn't fit in due to being small and wide. Like a pumpkin seed.
Me: "You're such an incongruous pumpkin seed."
Incongruous Pumpkin Seed: "That's not true! My mother says I am very congruent..."

Bumpkin Pumpkin 

Someone who is really great so when she texts her friends they are excited to talk to her but the thing is that she’ll textwow it’s been so long since we talked!” So her friends think she’s going to call but she only continues to send texts like this, leading her friends on for weeks and creating a painful death for them
Wow! My friend E keeps on bumpkin pumpkining me! I wish she would just call
Bumpkin Pumpkin by DD613 October 22, 2022

evil pumpkin (weed) 

The source of all known calamity, and prophesized to be the cause of the end of the world. In the end, he steals everyone's weed, he rolls it into one big blunt, and smokes it all in one puff. The only known survivor of this event is Mike27356894. Evil Pumpkin (weed) is also known as the Anti-Mike, and or Anti-Christ.
Jameyboah: Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Evil Pumpkin (weed): Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Mike27356894: I'm gonna Mike. Evil Pumpkin (weed)
evil pumpkin (weed) by jameyboah November 14, 2022

Brown Pumpkin 

When you stick your fingers up your ass and make someone smell it while fucking their dad
Abi gives Wrett a brown pumpkin
Brown Pumpkin by John Jamie December 20, 2022

Gutter pumpkin 

Describes a grimy girl. Usually hooked on drugs with multiple baby daddies
She’s a gutter pumpkin for sure!

🎃 pumpkin (jack o' lantern) 

This emoji is often used by developers or gamers to express their frustrations (shows laughing in agony) Like AAAAAAAAAAAAahaaaaa! HA! hha! Ha!
🎃 pumpkin (jack o' lantern)
Situation 1:
Developer (perfect writing code in concetration 6h withou't any mess !)
GOD: /summon minecraft:lightning_bolt ~x ~y ~ z at substation (↩enter)
Developer's PC: (⬛⬛)
Developer: 🎃
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Situation 2:
Rich Gamer (child of "rich" parents): Hey bro, this cool new game is awesome, I literally don't know what I would do if it didn't come out, I have to play it 24/7 now! being toxic
YOU(windows XP user without desk or way to cool the room): 🎃 🎃 🎃