Lawnmower 

A male/female is performing oral pleasure upon a female. The female in question has a pussy that looks like Hagred super glued his beard to it. And the party giving the oral proceeds to bite the hair off.

Nigga 1: You a fuckin simp
Nigga 2: Stfu nigga you a lawnmower.

Lawnmower by Certified Big green man March 11, 2020

Lawnmower Lesbian 

The opposite of Lipstick Lesbian. The lesbian who loves the outdoors, sports, cars and is potentially more sexy butch looking. Great friend, loyal and offers best help around the home or change your car oil. Often having all the interests a straight man would love to share with a women, and a gay couple needs to survive.

Maggie is a lawnmower lesbian she loves fishing, shooting and hunting, her Amber partner is a stunning lipstick lesbian. They are perfect opposites.

Lawnmower Lesbian by pezpact November 14, 2022

The Lawnmower Effect 

When you use your lawnmower and everyone else starts mowing their lawn too. Applies for most equipment such as hedge trimmers and weed whackers.

There he goes again, Steve starting up the lawnmower effect.

The Lawnmower Effect by a_fucking_sloth_lizard September 4, 2017

Irish Lawnmower 

Sheep

I had to take my Irish lawnmower to the vet:

Irish Lawnmower by SO12345 December 26, 2020

devil's lawnmower 

The sexual act in which the girl tugs on the man's ball bag so furiously as if she was lost at sea and it's the only motor that will take her home.. often resulting in some form of testicular or scrotal damage or destruction.

YO! LaFawnduh gave me such a good devil's lawnmower last night I had to go to the ER for emergency surgery. Shit was nice!

devil's lawnmower by bobo bumpkins August 2, 2019

kill two cats with one lawnmower 

A modern variation on "kill two birds with one stone."

Since you are going to the store you may as well kill two cats with one lawnmower and return the cans.

kill two cats with one lawnmower by cadet stimpy October 10, 2003

Lawnmower 

Something to call angry white man when they disrespect women

“Jacob called me a dishwasher so I called him a lawnmower”

Lawnmower by 🤜🏽🥩 May 22, 2020