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National dry hump day 

Every June 1st you are allowed to go and dry hump anyone or anything
Dude go hump that girl it’s national dry hump day

National Dry Hump Day 

National Dry Hump Day by Heyyy251673 September 1, 2021

three day hump 

The difficult period of the first three days of substaining from an addictive substance or habit. It is often the case that when you're trying to avoid doing something that you are addicted to, the earliest parts of it (often three days) are the hardest. The something addictive can smoking, drugs, alcohol, fast food or even a close and intense relationship. Once the inital peroid is up, however, the quitting, abstintence and rehabilitation process is more bearable on a day-by-day basis.
"Go easy on Mike today, he's quitting cigarettes. And he's still on the second day of the three day hump."
three day hump by November7 September 15, 2006

Three Day Hump 

ex. guy 1: "Hey man I just finished my three day hump"
guy 2: "Oh, you finally quit smoking?"
guy 1: "lol what?"

National Hump for a Day, Day 

February 12, National holiday to set aside time for your significant other. A day of humping.
Originally a pagan holiday not unlike Beltane. National Hump for a Day, Day is a day set aside for humping.

National Hump your gf day 

On October 17th go up to ur girl alone and grab her neck and hump her
Wanna do National Hump your gf day